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segunda-feira, 12 de março de 2012

Atenção essa piada é pesadíssima! Estão avisados!

O cara foi condenado a 12 anos de prisão por um crime que não cometeu. Foi parar num presídio pior que a Ilha do Diabo e Alcatraz juntos. Não podia fazer nada. O carcereiro era sádico e não deixava o cara nem ter seus momentos íntimos, quando tentava, mesmo disfarçando… tomava cacetada! Assim, nosso amigo passou 12 anos literalmente a seco! Quando finalmente foi libertado, sai correndo e entra no primeiro puteiro que vê pela frente, joga o dinheiro no balcão e pede: - Uma mulher pelo amor de Deus!
Aparece uma loura meio desgastada, leva o cara pro quarto e ele lhe conta toda a história dos 12 anos, ela dêu-lhe aquela chupada e o cara goza em menos de 15 segundos, enchendo a boca da garota de esperma. Ela fica um tempinho quieta, com a solução na boca, passeando pra lá e pra cá. O cara ainda com tesão fala: - Vamos trepar? A puta faz sinal com a mão para ele esperar e continua com o esperma na boca. Ele impaciente:- Porra! Ou cospe ou engole logo este troço! Parece que tá bochechando!
Ela faz mais uma vez sinal com a mão pra ele esperar. Ele insiste: - Vamos logo! Engole ou cospe! Tô cheio de tesão ainda.
Ela impaciente, fala com a boca cheia:- Pôrra não dá pra esperar!!?? Não é todo o dia que a gente prova um 12 anos!

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